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To the puzzle!
Hex signs. There was another one'a these a couple years ago: BEEHIVE in May 2011. We never got around to a write-up, but one of the answers was the archaic ethnic slur BOHUNK:bo•hunk /bō,həNGk/Is it fine to use a racial slur in the puzzle when most of the negative power of that slur has been lost to time? Is it wrong to sport a mohawk and never consider what it means with respect to the slaughter of the Mohawk people? Do you feel kinda bad right now? We feel kinda bad right now. Glad we brought it up!
noun informal offensive
1. an immigrant from central or southeastern Europe, esp. a laborer.
Source: The Goog
Anyway.
Tons of fun had in this puzzle! Four unclued answers relate to each other, and, in some truly sweet visio-linguistic symmetry, the relationship is that each six-letter answer is entered hexagonally and the four unclueds are synonyms for “hex signs”:
- 8) SPELLS
- 11) CHARMS
- 47) JINXES
- 44) CURSES
Highlights!
- 1) A corny bit? Sounds rank!
(rank = COLONEL) * homophone = KERNEL
Same with “Europe.” Both left us with the sneaking suspicion, “ ... there aren't actually any rules here ... why is everyone pretending that there are ... ?”
- 3) Hour in the evening is for returning a little seafood!
(Hour = HR) in (((evening = PM) + IS) * returning) = SHRIMP
Oh yeah—you should know that several of the highlights this month are just ones that we got hung up on, and then felt disproportionately satisfied to solve. Our intuition was dead on in entering fill, but way off for solving.
- 5) Taking off, entirely untidy. Untidy!
UNTIDY * anagram = NUDITY
- 12) Merchant tarred, feathered
TARRED * anagram = TRADER
- 14) Everything Spanish the English geneticists feature
(Everything = ALL) + (Spanish the = EL) + (English = E) = ALLELE
- 4) More like Frost—with an edge, that is—right?
(edge = RIM) + (that is = IE) + (right = R) = RIMIER
Jack Kennedy and Bob Frost
- 20) Mad hatter's in danger
HATTER * anagram = THREAT
- Speaker of English in back row
OF + (English = E) + (ROW * reverse) = WOOFER
- 31) Can your city lawmakers employ some leaders in repeated patterns
Can your city lawmakers employ some = CYCLES
The Coward Robert Ford
- 52) Docks airman flying around
AIRMAN * anagram = MARINA
Also, this:
- 48) Entreat other elements to accept the Cross
(OTHER + (Cross = X)) * anagram = EXHORT
Lowlights!
- 9) Risk a hearing, being blue
RISQUÉ (homophone)
- 15) Puts down question covering more than one line
(question = QU) + (more than one line = ELLS) = QUELLS
Also, we reference this scene from Tommy Lee Jones's Oscar-winning performance in The Fugitive about once a month:
Don't ever argue with the big dog; big dog is always right. Nice to see Joe Pantoliano playing a good guy.
- 7) Phones back around one for the Bushes
(Phones = CALLS) * back around + (one = I) = LILACS
As a sidenote, we do not know how to parse George W. Bush's new (career? hobby?) as an acrylic painter. We could understand pictures of fruit, or mountains, or tall buildings. But instead the Bush works out there are so nakedly vulnerable.
- 21) Fitting left queen one of those fighting
(Fitting = DUE) + (left = L) + (queen = ER) = DUELER
- 26) Make a home on bench
SETTLE (double syn)
- 32) Take someone's money, some of which is elevating
whiCH IS ELevating = CHISEL
- 39) Throat lozenge finally taken in by one taken in ahead of time
(lozenge finally = E) taken in by * ((one taken in = GULL) + (time = T)) = GULLET
- 54) Set upon a path with an old song
(path = WAY) + (old song = LAY) = WAYLAY
lay
n
1. (Literature / Poetry) a ballad or short narrative poem, esp one intended to be sung
2. (Music, other) a song or melody
[from Old French lai, perhaps of Germanic origin]
Source: The Free Dictionary
- 23) Extreme alarm caused by man who hires prostitues, as they say
WHORER * homophone = HORROR
Wouldn't the WHORER be the pimp or madam? Right? Cuz isn't the -ER suffix like -MONGER? Like “roofer,” or “baker”? Like: “I was feeling rather lonely, so I talked to my local whorer ... ” ?
“The horror!”
Also, this:
The Tacky!
- 6) Busted for swinging scythe
SCYTHE * anagram = CHESTY
Wherrrrrrre are the puzzle-worthy cocks? One cock. Per puzzle. That's all we ask.
Or how about some butts? The butt: the Great Equalizer. Everyone loves butts.
Also
Special congrats!!! to October 2013 contest winner Anand Sarwate of Chicago, whom we met at the Darwin Deez show at Shuba's in April. We'll never remember how our introductory conversation turned to cryptics. Vlad might remember. Vlad would probably explain, “you immediately started talking about the cryptic, as usual. Except this time, somebody actually knew what you were talking about.”Proud of you, Anand!
Edit!
What's this? In the answer key for HEX SIGNS, there is a NOTE:NOTE: The clue for 7 (LILACS) was not an accurate reversal. The clue should have read “Phone back around one Sunday for the Bushes.” Due apologies given.For reference, the clue as printed was: Phones back around one for the Bushes. Yah. We interpreted “back around” as an anagram indicator because we don't get too hung up on anagram indicators, because, as Dear Readers of this blog know well, we l♥ve anagrams. Love blinded us.