Sign Language - June 2012

We're back, loyal readers of TackyHarpersCrypticClues.blogspot.com! S'gonna be different now; from now on, we're using first person plural pronouns to refer to ourselves.

This month we knocked out the puzzle in an hour while lying in bed in a bad mood. Even given such compromised puzzle-solving state, this cryptic fell apart like a cookie in a washing machine. Like a model airplane in a woodchipper. Like an emotionally unstable person asked the Hard Questions.

Ugh, and this puzzle also frequently employed our least favorite cryptic clue type, the kind where you have to guess the synonym and use it in an anagram or word manipulation. Bleh. If you like this kind, they're all yours.

Our beef is that these clues don't stand on their own. Ya almost always need some crossfill to nail them, and then when you do it's like, "oh." No satisfaction.

Lowlights:

• 12A. Blue inside, seek unlikely cause of tsunami (8)
  (Blue = AQUA) + SEEK (anagram) = SEAQUAKE
  We were so hoping this would be a controversial answer, like that tsunamis are caused by eco-terrorists as Michael Crichton imagines in State of Fear. Did you read that book? We love Michael Cri, but that science fiction book was truly science fictional. Anyway. Did we guess AQUA only because of the cross-Q on EQUAL, yes, obviously that is the only reason we guessed AQUA. Prior to that, forced BLUE SEEK anagram after BLUE SEEK anagram.
• 28A. Place to walk in ermine when temperature's off (4)
  (ermine = STOAT) - (temperature = T) = STOA
  Blah. That's the sound of us falling asleep with disgust. STOAT and STOA?
• 6D. Horse rears up to go over something again (5)
  (Horse = PACER) (anagram) = RECAP
  "Pacer" for horse is a stretch. Bleh.
• 35A. One who cans tomatoes at the outset leaves strainer? (4)
  (tomatoes at the outset = T) + (One who cans = AXER) = TAXER
  Ugh this convention in puzzledry that fired = axed = canned is so hacky and anachronistic. And "TAXER" is one of those words accepted in the Scrabble^TM dictionary, and nowhere else. Like as if every verb can take an ER. Every verb! ARRIVER: One who arrives! Yes, "arriver": a word we know and use. One day we will coldly tell these so-called words: we're not disappointed you're lying to us, we're disappointed you're lying to yourselves."
• 24A. Name a president who came back as a Mideast leader! (4)
  (Name = N) + (president = ABE) (reversed) = EBAN
  Actually jk, jk, we loved this clue, only because it says, "name a president!" and we immediately think, "Abraham Lincoln!" That man was The President. Boom.

The very best cryptic clues are the ones that read as natural English, with no obvious indicators or handholds. They're smooth, and impenetrable to all but the most skilled. Like a ball bearing, or the sphere in the movie Sphere starring Samuel L. Jackson, based on the book of the same name by Michael Crichton.

None of this month's clues were quite of that highest light, but there were some beloveds:

• 10D. A sweep might show what a Ghanaian spends ... (6)
  A SWEEP (anagram) = PESEWA
  Currency of Ghana. Lovely. Daringly asking the puzzler to have specific knowledge of West Africa, i.e. the world as it exists even beyond such cultural eye-openers as high school French and Spanish. Shout out to Ghanaian friends Victor and Felix, and further shout out to Richard E. Maltby Jr. for including not one but two Ghana clues this month!
  Here's the other one—even more fun:
• 13D. ... in a day around Ghana's surroundings! (6)
  A + (day = FRI) + (around = CA (as in "circa")) = AFRICA
  Ok, so, yuss, this is kinda that clue-type specifically called out earlier, cuz you have to guess/infer that FRI, but whatever! A clue about Ghana! Woohoo!
• 9D. Cheap furniture store loses a president (3)
  (Cheap furniture store = IKEA) - A = IKE
  Another synonym-guesser, but you know we love any dig against IKEA. Particle board and two-cent screws. Worthless. IKEA furniture is like H&M clothing: some of it lasts forever, but most of it is disposable and won't survive the year. And we also love a second president clue. Ike! We like!

• 25D. Price on your head by morning is taken from amount taken in (6)
  AMOUNT - (morning = AM) + BY = BOUNTY
  Yes.

• 34D. Breathing spaces in which all vie roughly to maintain no score (7)
  ALL VIE + (no score = O) (anagram) = ALVEOLI
  Hoorah! Knew the answer as soon as we saw the word "Breathing" and "vie." That is how strong an impression 6th grade biology with Mr. Wurzberg made. Do you know what we did that year? We dissected a cow lung, right there in the classroom. It was incredible. We also made our own root beer from scratch. Otto Wurzberg was the money.
  
  So then we'd kept the word "alveoli" locked into longterm memory all these years, believing that one day there would be payoff. This puzzle was the payoff.

related
In 2004 we spent several hours with Dave "Sparky" Newman's road atlas learning the US state mottos, believing that one day there would be payoff. And then just the other month, one of the rounds at pub trivia was strictly: US state mottos. Kaboom. We nailed that round and doubled the points, and eventually won the night, resulting in a single free shot of whiskey for the entire team. Thus, the payoff for eight years of holding down that rote memory was literally and figuratively distilled: a tiny volume of alcohol.

No regrets, dear readers.

Special magic variety theme this month: the names for various symbols. Hell yes! Loved how many of these we knew, and loved even more the opportunity to learn others:

• 1A. # = OCTOTHORPE
  Why "octo" when it limns nine spaces? Shouldn't it be "nonothorphe"? DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS JUST BASK IN THE GLORY OF THIS WORD
• 20A. ¶ = PILCROW
• 22A. • = INTERPUNCT
• 37A. «» = GUILLEMETS
  Those French quotes. Love! High school French. Opening my eyes.
• 51A. ∞ = LEMNISCATE
  Reminded us of "limaçon from calculus.

"limaçon" means "snail"

• 8D. = QUINCUNX
  What a delightful, filthy-sounding, incredible word!
• 26D. @ = AMPERSAT
  Always knew this symbol by its alternate name, "amphora."
• 36D. ÷ = OBELUS
  So much is lost with "/" to indicate division. How beautiful, the noble obelus!

Well there you have it for lowlights, highlights, and theme. Ah, but where is this month's tacky Harper's cryptic clue, you ask? We have one and a half!

To the half!

• 39D. Female advisor—awkward, I agree (6)
  I AGREE (anagram) = EGERIA

We'd never heard of her either.

Egeria was a mythological Roman nymph and royal consort, and, as Wikipedia assures us, her name is synonymous with "counselor." Presumably Richard E. Maltby Jr. couldn't possibly mean Egeria the French pilgrim and writer of the Dark Ages. side note: how cool to have a legacy as a writer of the Dark Ages?

This clue annoys us. Ha ha female advice is awkward. Ha ha women in positions of authority, how weird. We could write you a full-length legally admissible brief on the awkward, misguided advice conferred unto us by men of a stereotypically male perspective.

Just this morning, some guy told us that the best way to move our web series forward was to "get an agent. That's what I've heard is always the first step." This is literally the dumbest advice anyone has ever given us w/r/t the series. Possibly w/r/t anything. Ugh, this advice annoyed us even more than this clue annoys us.

We must move along, however! The truly tacky clue this month is:

• 42A. Where women live and are kept by His Majesty (5)
  ARE + H + M = HAREM

This clue only works if you equate "women" with "prostitutes." Great. We do appreciate the tightness in referencing a sultanate in both halves. Rare and excellent cluing, just wish it were put to classy use.

Where are the jokes that target dudes, Richard E. Maltby Jr.? We at TackyHarpersCrypticClues.blogspot.com would be glad to write them for you. Something like:

• Where you find immature males, earth-shaking flatulence (4)

Theme and Variations - May 2012

Loved this puzzle. Loved. Loved it, even though it invoked a serious pet peeve and toggled my Department of Homo Security to Threat Alert: Imminent. Why love? That is beCAUSE the special magic variety of this month's puzzle lies in its theme words: HELENA, BONHAM, and CARTER.

That's right! The Queen Mum of Dark Intensity! Just how much weird beautiful CAN you pack into a 5'3" frame?!?

Oh, but how short a time ago  (January 2010) that I first attempted a Harper's cryptic only to be thwarted by a theme built around Carol Channing. And now, a theme so deeply embedded in the bleeding hip heart of Now and Cool that I can only believe that Richard E. Maltby and cohort have heard the cries of TackyHarpersCrypticClues.blogspot.com and modernized accordingly. You're all welcome.

The three theme words were unclued, but given as somehow related, and each theme word in turn had three unclued "variations." HELENA was varied with other US state capitals (PHOENIX, COLUMBUS, AUSTIN); BONHAM in its component parts (BO = BOX OFFICE; NH = NEW HAMPSHIRE; AM = ANTEMERIDIEM*; and CARTER as three anagrams (CRATER, TRACER, RECART).

* which, I would have sworn to you on my life was antemeridiAN with no allowed variants. Even now, s'like, very hard to accept. Like when you have a story about your childhood that you've told a million times, and then you encounter data that unequivocally refutes crucial details in how you tell the story, like a photo or a video where you're actually wearing the cat t-shirt, not the rainforest t-shirt. Or it wasn't your sister being mean to you, it was actually you being mean to your sister. And then reality warps for a second. And then depending on your susceptibility, a delusional misidentification syndrome may take hold.

Antemeridiem. Accepting it, slowly. To the puzzle! Favorites!

• 24A. Awkward, like a blank graph (3)
  UNCOORDINATED
  The double synonyms can be so glorious.
• 54A. Assumes Congress repealed having queen as leader (7)
  (Congress repealed = XES) + (queen leader = ANNE) = ANNEXES
• 3D. Beautiful place, Texan a dubious inhabitant (6)
  TeXAN A DUbious = XANADU
  OMG you guys so beautiful.

A stately pleasure dome indeed.
• 39D) Dog star having no oxygen in sight (6)
  (sight = SPY) + NO + (oxygen = O) = SNOOPY
  Tried working Sirius for several rounds before the adorable answer came.

Honorable mentions!

• 49D. As an actress, Miss Piggy—in two senses! (3)
  HAM
  More double synonyms. And intense! "You like Miss Piggy? Well she mugs for the camera, and also I think of her as a consumable food." Given the opportunity, this clue could and would eat Miss Piggy. Probably also the Talking Beasts of Narnia. This clue is bound by nothing.
• 43A. Roam aimlessly by way of part of Eastern Europe (7)
  ROAM + (by way of = VIA) = MORAVIA
  Shout out to anyone else who played Quest for Glory 4: Shadows of Darkness set in fictional Eastern European country Mordavia.

Questionable!

• 19A. Some non-surfers had died so tragically (9)
  HAD DIED SO (anagram) = HODADDIES
  Dear Puzzles: no one says "hodaddies." Not surfers, not any people, just puzzles. Please expurgate it from your lexica forthwith.

• 34D. Meat, perhaps—mine gets hard (4)
  (mine = PIT) + (hard = H) = PITH
  Meat = PITH like "get into the meat of it, really dive into the pith." You know. A phrase we know and use all the time.

This is also one of those half-tacky Harper's Cryptic clues that covers its smirking mouth, thinking, "I'm such a naughty boy, aren't I!" with voice-over by Stuey from Family Guy. "You're thinking about erections now, aren't you! Ha ha I knew it!" 

I'm all for putting aside the stodginess of puzzledry. But it's not too much to also ask to sit down with pen and puzzle without being baited by sexual entendres.

Bring me your obscurities!

• CITTERNS - 29D. Centrist playing old guitars (8) = CENTRIST (anagram)
• FANFARONADE - 21D. Bragging about an offer and a rum (11) = AN OFFER AND A (anagram)

Even bringeth unto me your huddling "logical constructions" (read: "fake words")!

• DEFLEA - 26D. Clean a dog pound—going in, feed a cuckoo (6) = (pound = L) + FEED A anagram
• UNETHEREAL - 41A. In tune there, a long passage that's earthbound? (10) = IN TUNE THERE anagram
• UNENSNARE - 30A. Nurse Anne potentially provides relief from feeling trapped (9) = NURSE ANNE anagram

Keep penis out of the puzzle. Le sigh, if only this were the last time TackyHarpersCrypticClues.blogspot.com had to ask for a puzzle free of imagined penis. O' were't! Finally, after an otherwise fantastic cryptic (four Xs!) and a thrilling theme, we come to the tacky clue of the month. As is so often the case, its sin is that it runs counter to my Gay Agenda:

• 1D. Worker who's not so gay, by the look of him! (7)
  Double synonym: "worker" = "not so gay by the look of him" = BUTCHER

"Butcher" males don't look gay? Au contraire, dear Maltby! Behold: butch and gay!

Leather daddy

JD Samson of Le Tigre. Lady-killer.

Rock Hudson

Buck Angel

Folsom St Fair in San Francisco

So weird to keep running into this outdated queer paradigm in the Harper's cryptic, in which all gay men are swishes and sissies. Good grief, that is but one tiny prismatic wavelength in the glorious homo spectrum, Maltby!

But many thanks for Helena Bonham C. A delightful surprise in an overall wonderful puzzle.

Taking Steps - November 2011

This month's puzzle: nothing actually tacky. One clue: maybe a little judgey. Some clues: absolutely delightful. Well done this month!

The super special trick extra layer of intensity: an acrostic. I feel about acrostics the way that Indiana Jones feels about snakes: terrible. "Why'd it have to be snakes/an acrostic?"


Except that the major difference is that Indiana Jones defeats the snakes, and I had never ever once before defeated an acrostic ever once before in my life. Not ever. Not once. Not even close. I'd get 20% of the way in, 30% of the way in, then: total block, and with too little complete to glean any inference from the fill. Jesse urged, "but the part where you intuit the quotation and start solving things faster than you can write them is kind of euphoric!"

I did not have the courage then to admit: I had never felt such euphoria.

And thus this puzzle took nearly a solid month to finish, totally messing with my average solve time (between 3 hrs and 3 days). Hit a major roadblock even with half the clues answered. There were just no hand-holds from the fill. Too many long words, very little to infer aside from a lot of "ion" combos.

Got a good boost from the clear refreshing Bay Area air on a visit to San Francisco, and two answers from the brilliant Amelia, and then one magical BART ride home the whole puzzle morphed from a mess of yucky yolk and wet flour into a glorious dough that I baked in the oven of my brain, and which thus yielded the delicious bread of a solved puzzled. And I felt that acrostic euphoria, Jesse. I felt it.



All across answers change by one letter between rows. Two uses of EINSTEIN for anagrams, which I can't decide if I find brilliant or sloppy (read: I find it audacious and sloppy).

Highlights!

• AA. Queens consumers, perhaps, bet on bad rates (9)
  (bet = ANTE) + RATES anagram = ANTEATERS.

"Queens" as in ant queens. Beautiful.

• R. Einstein's confused—time to be gay! (8)
  EINSTEINS anagram = NINETIES

Love it.

• N. Peasant plowed with one foot (7)
  PEASANT anagram = ANAPEST

Sometimes I feel like the only one who cares about prosody and the rhythm of words. Maltby reminds me that I am not alone. Anapest is ba-da-BAH ba-da-BAH: "Let us go then, you and I / When the evening is spread out against the sky." DFW said the anapest is a horse's gallop.

• P. Waiters, as some say, are dogs (8)

Knew this was a homophone, but got stuck on synonyms for "waiters": servers? waitstaff? porters? carriers? No no, this is "waiters" is in "those who tarry" as in TARRIERS homophone = TERRIERS. Favorite clue of the puzzle. Here's Asta: a favorite terrior of puzzles!

Image courtesy Wikimedia Commons

And then as for that judgey clue: Actor cast in not quite polite plays finally abused things (9). Answer: ACTOR anagram + (not quite polite = NICE - e) + (plays finally = S) = NARCOTICS as synonym for "abused things."

Hrm. Narcotics are painkillers and sleep-inducers. I took Vicodin after they pulled out my wisdom teeth. Vicodin is an opiate. Am I a narcotics abuser?

And of course, the synonyms are not a one-to-one correspondence in cryptics. You can see it in the TERRIERS clue. Are "dogs" synonymous with "terriers"? No. Mr. Stupendous pointed out, wives are also sometimes abused, but were the clue to use WIVES as the synonym for "abused things," that would, indeed, be quite tacky. We'll leave it at judgey, Maltby.

In fact, I solved this clue early on as PROTOCALS = ACTOR anagram + POL from not quite polite + S. I misspelled it (it's "protocols") but it felt so good to assume the puzzle believed rules were made to be broken.

Sixes and Sevens - July 2011

July was a juicy puzzle and much good clean fun, up until this month's humdinger tacky-attack. And no, I'm not talking about 17A's EBOOKS ("Modern Library edition of So Be OK (hyphenated)" = SO BE OK&nsbp;anagram).

Which, side note, that was really pushing it, Richard E. Maltby Jr! This isn't the New York Times crossword. You can't just ETAIL and ERATE your way through the grid. This is why we come to the cryptic. We come for real words, even obscure words (29A NEPHRIC, "Degenerate pincher of a kidney (7)" = PINCHER anagram). But these e- prefixes in a cryptic? Too soon, Maltby! Too soon. And thanks for indicating that it's a hyphenated word. Nobody cares!

This month's extra puzzling twist was that the six- and seven-letter answers were unnumbered. Straightforward. Knocked this out with steady progress at my usual casual three day pace.

Particular favorites included 16A's glorious DOPPELGANGER from "I can see myself here, having gone and grappled with intermarriage (12)" = GONE + GRAPPLED anagram (pulled that one down right away) (anagrams are my strongest suit) and 1D's INFIDEL from "I don't believe it's an infield foul!" = INFIELD anagram.

And then we come to the unpleasant matter of This Month's Tacky Harper's Cryptic Clue. This month it was what turned out to be 34A: "Chastity maintains these holy songs get placed around the start of Easter." Tried building off AVES a couple times before I remembered that there's a special word for what we sang in church. Special thanks to my mom for the assist on: HYMNS. Toss in an E for start of Easter and we're left with HYMENS as a synonym for "chastity maintains." Hrm.



I logged a lot of hours with Our Bodies Ourselves during adolescence. I also had The What's Happening to My Body Book for Girls. I also had and still have a female body. So I'm well-equipped to offer insight on this point. Carol Roye sums it up nicely:

As nurse practitioner it is not so easy to tell whether a girl is a virgin, because hymens are so varied. If there is not much of a hymen I have no way of knowing what happened to it. Was it a boyfriend or a bicycle? Or, perhaps, this girl did not have much tissue there to begin with.

Wikipedia says it better:

Virginity testing [inspection of the hymen] is a very controversial practice, both because of its implications for tested girls and because it is not accurate.[1] It is degrading and considered a violation of human rights by Amnesty International[2] and is illegal in many countries.

This clue resonates with bad "bloody sheet" notions of female purity and women as property. Stoning is still a legal sentence for women convicted of adultery in countries that enforce Islamic Sharia law. "Honor killing" is still a very real repercussion for women who, oh, say, get married without an intact hymen.

My rejoinder, matching tacky for tacky: "Jewish bodily impurity before head was cut off by thin film (8)"

The Story of O - March 2011

This puzzle really had me guessing right up until the final anti-climactic (as it were) finish. And in this case, it's not a tacky clue, it's the theme. And the theme is not actually tacky, just ... well, you'll see.

As a puzzle, this is another solid affair from Richard E. Maltby Jr. Favorites include 30D "Tom in Spain, a hybrid goat (4)" = GATO from Tom (qua cat) translated into the Spanish GATO and anagram'ed. Also 36A "Was first Zeppelin's leader (3)" = LED and 7D "As written, Kafka's hero is unbalanced (3)" = SIC + K. Some really juicy, novel clueing here.

But the theme is "The Story of O," and if those four words mean nothing to you, The Story of O is an erotic sado-masochistic and loosely autobiographic novel by Pauline Réage, pen name for Anne Desclos. The material was so controversial that Desclos kept her identity secret for forty years.

I quote the documentary Writer of O:

The Story of O is a book you hear about when you're 13, and then never again.

That was exactly the case for me! I first heard of this book from the hip kids from New York City I met at summer camp. Then I never heard of it again until 10 years later when the documentary came to Boston.

It's an intense book. Some versions end with O's death.

So you can imagine my surprise to lay eyes on the puzzle's theme! You can't read bondage, domination, sadism, or masochism into the theme. That's because there's nothing to read into! You read it! It's right there! I'm not just over here dredging up controversy, like how if I'm bored at a party and I might start questioning the truth of the Apollo Moon Landings.

sidenote
The Apollo Moon Landings conspiracy. You think it's a dead issue that no one cares about. Lemme tell you: everyone cares. If you are bored at a party, just toss in even a little doubt. Just be real cool and casual, and say, "I mean, if there's no wind, then how does the flag wave? We've all seen the video. Amirite?" even if you know full well exactly why the flag waves. And if the flag-wave doesn't get you traction, just toss in a, "well, how can you really know? I mean, really. How can you really know?"

This won't run into the same wall that "[cocky half-smile] well, there's no objective reality. Think about that. Go ahead, I'll wait" usually slams you right into. Everyone's heard about how there's No Objective Reality and they're ready to turn their brains off when you or some other cool person brings it up. But the Apollo Moon Landings Conspiracy: brains alive! Brains on fire!

cartoon courtesy XKCD

Throughout my three‑day solve I was waiting for the big BDSM shoe to drop (kick). The theme had something to do with nine letters connected by a blue line. Would they eventually spell out a filthy obscenity? What perversity lay in store for we innocent and gentle cryptic solvers?

And the theme turns out to be about: golf. The unsexiest of sports. The blue lines connect letter Os to symbolize nine holes of golf. This is as if the theme were "Debbie Does Dallas" and the theme solutions were about landmarks in Dallas and famous Debbies.


related: are you aware that there is a TV series titled Debbie Does Dallas Again? Because so much was left unsaid the first time.

Ring in the New Year - January 2011

Not long after I completed this puzzle I joked with an acquaintance about how "ha ha there's always some clue that's tacky or mildly offensive in the Harper's cryptic" and the acquaintance, being an Enneagram 5 of precise intellect, well. He wa'n't ha'in' it. At least, not without some hard evidence to support what was otherwise slander against a venerated print title.

I had no example at the ready save the one in this puzzle, but vowed to make a better catalogue for future reference. Thus I would confidently say to precise Enneagram 5s or smarmy Enneagram 4s or confused Enneagram 7s, "to the blog! All the answers you seek are there! A full catalogue!"

The twist in this puzzle relies on specific knowledge of Wagner's Ring cycle. Either you know it cold, or, as the puzzle description puts it, "Some googling may be required." Strike 1 for patronizing us, Richard E. Maltby. Some "googling" was definitely required by this puzzler.

Unclued theme answers included SIEGFRIED, GOTTERDAMMERUNG, DAS RHEINGOLD, DIE WALKURE, SIEGMUND (or not?) (more on that later), BRUNHILDE, SIEGLINDE, ALBERICH, ERDA, FRICKA, and WOTAN. Easy enough if you're a big Rings fan. For the rest of us, there's Wikipedia.
Of course, had it been esoteric knowledge of Lord of the Rings then obviously I'd be kvelling and singing operatic songs of praise to this puzzle. To each her own. But don't give me this smirky "go google [sic] it" instruction. This is a puzzle, not medical school! Strike 2, Maltby.

And on that note, we humble Googlers and Wikipeders were left with ambiguity in 1D, which could either be SIEGMUND or SIEGRUNE based on other fill and on Wikipedia's list of characters from the Ring cycle. Perhaps to an opera all-star it's "so clearly" one or the other, but I went with SIEGMUND since he just sounds more important. But that's probably mostly because of Sigmund Freud.

So it was guess-times on this puzzle, which, it's always a Complete Drag when you have to guess in a cryptic. The point of a cryptic is that satisfying mechanical feeling of interlocking parts in your brain when you solve a clue and can know for certain that it's correct, in a way that's different and also the same as how NY Times crossword solutions are so often governed on instinct and precise yet inarticulable knowledge of the Heart and Mind of Will Shortz. All m'solvers out there, you know what I'm talking about.


The tacky clue this month was 31D: "From Indian woman, not wife: quiet kind of racket (6)." Several attempts were made building off of RANI, which is of course the Indian word for queen and a frequent NY Times crossword answer. But no, the clue did not indicate a woman from the Indian subcontinent, but rather a Native American SQUAW. Remove the W à la "not wife" and add SH from "quiet" and we're left with SQUASH racket. Ugh.

Seems that "squaw" was first identified as an epithet in 1976's Literature of the American Indian (quoted here), then later came to popular consciousness as an insult after Native American activist Susan Harjo appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show in 1992 and claimed that "squaw" is a derogatory term for female genitals. Here's what Wikipedia has to say about the word.

Abenaki scholar Marge Bruchac has a rather defensive editorial titled Reclaiming the Word "Squaw" and as you might guess it's pro-squaw. But she adds in an addendum,

Yet, in the modern era, given the tragic history of non-Native treatment of Native American Indian women, the word "squaw" is often interpreted as an insult. For some, it represents the rape and abuse of Native women by white soldiers and fur traders; for others, it represents the prejudice experienced by reservation Indians.

Thus, regardless of the actual etymology, it's a word used to demean or insult women. Even the people who like it don't like it. Tacky, Maltby. Strike 3.